by jkuss June 16, 2009
probably the best nationality you can have. You can tell a portuguese guy by
1. being surrounded by good looking portuguese women who usually have incredible asses
2. They have the best food
3. Well dressed and proud to show off whatever they have
4. usually on the winning end of a fight of any kind
5. probably making fun of you in portuguese
6. have never been taken over by another country
7. Can hold there own in any drinking contest
8. Are so good at makin love and fuckin that there are a whole list of sex moves named after them!
9. overall if he is portuguese guys want to be like him and girls want to be with him
10. great people that are friendly and will never screw another friend over always trying to help out someone less fortunate and fun people to be around
1. being surrounded by good looking portuguese women who usually have incredible asses
2. They have the best food
3. Well dressed and proud to show off whatever they have
4. usually on the winning end of a fight of any kind
5. probably making fun of you in portuguese
6. have never been taken over by another country
7. Can hold there own in any drinking contest
8. Are so good at makin love and fuckin that there are a whole list of sex moves named after them!
9. overall if he is portuguese guys want to be like him and girls want to be with him
10. great people that are friendly and will never screw another friend over always trying to help out someone less fortunate and fun people to be around
son "hey dad, whats the guy saying"
father "Nothing son, stop looking at the portuguese guys and maybe they will go away and where did your sister go? O no, she is with them call your mother!"
father "Nothing son, stop looking at the portuguese guys and maybe they will go away and where did your sister go? O no, she is with them call your mother!"
by the d0cter July 6, 2011
Someone who loves Portugal and is decendent of portuguese. They eat things like sopa de feijao or bacalhau a braz. They speak portuguese and have a valid portuguese passport.
Or Someone who is from Portugal. They were born in portugal aswell as many other generations of their grand-parents and family. They may be living in or outside of portugal but they keep their culture alive wherever they go.
Or Someone who is from Portugal. They were born in portugal aswell as many other generations of their grand-parents and family. They may be living in or outside of portugal but they keep their culture alive wherever they go.
by Maria Lisboa May 13, 2010
by thethethe May 16, 2007
the portuguese are just regular human beings. they are not the best and they are not the worst. the portuguese have the same smartness as any other race in the world. they are people like everyone else.
i am portguese. i think that the "we are the best" stuff is just toatlly unessessary. the portguese are just people. i like being portuguese, but not like some other people. i treat it like just being a person. btw, i am not all portuguese. i am mostly native american.
by someguywhoistheguywholovesbigmacswithcheesethemost May 19, 2007
A Portuguese Snowblower is a brush of soft bristles used to remove sand from one's feet at the beach.
My towel was far away from the water, by the time I got to it my feet were covered in so much sand that I had to use my Portuguese Snowblower.
by SG5 August 27, 2016
When you’re blowing some Colombian sinus sauce (aka cocain) off a girls back door (typically Hispanic) and she farts coviering your face in the Colombian bam-bam.
Person 1: “Bro what happened you look like you fell into a bag of flour”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
Person 2: “nah I just a Portuguese Snowblower from that Mexican girl over there.”
by Killmeplz July 4, 2022