The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)
Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.
Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.
Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.
by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011
Get the The Natalie Portmanmug. by mick March 14, 2005
Get the natalie portmanmug. An actor who showed early promise, but then co-starred along side some ropey CGI and Samuel L Jackson with a purple light saber. Subsequently almost everything she has been has been rubbish.
Ever wanted to go and see episode one at the cinema?... No?
Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.
Well how about Leon, yeah Jean Reno was great in that.
by Tmacb May 21, 2005
Get the natalie portmanmug. Fulton Reed’s boyfriend but also everyone’s husband idek
Hot as a mf
The best hockey player ever from the Mighty Ducks.
Hot as a mf
The best hockey player ever from the Mighty Ducks.
“Who’s your favorite Mighty Ducks character”
“The absolute hottie, amazing player, ripped asf, super hot, playa, Dean Portman thank you very much.”
“The absolute hottie, amazing player, ripped asf, super hot, playa, Dean Portman thank you very much.”
by stwoo July 17, 2021
Get the Dean Portmanmug. by speeedracer July 23, 2003
Get the Natalie Portmanmug. Beautiful, intelligent, passionate, amazing, robbed of an Oscar, and has more talent that I can fathom.
by AussiePearl43 May 18, 2005
Get the natalie portmanmug. Home of the finest football club in england , ipswich town , Manager joe royle and david sheepshanks live here
by Squiz July 14, 2004
Get the portman roadmug.