Portley

a) Someone who is more round, than fat.
b) Someone who eat's obscene amounts of food, all the time.

a) No John, I don't think you're fat, you're more of a portley fellow.

b) Damn G, you are one portley mo fo! You just ate 56 chicken wing's and a flat of coke!

by Kyle de Jong September 21, 2005

Portext

Exchanging information in writing through a portal. (Used in medical communication often)

Please portext our office to cancel your appointment.
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by daMouse™ January 18, 2021

Portext

Communication in writing through a secure portal.
(Often used with medical communication)

Please portext our office to cancel your appointment.

by daMouse™ January 18, 2021

porlex

When somebody decides to bitchslap a person across the face suddenly.

She totally got a porlex by michael last night! how weird.

by soluxusstrut March 30, 2024

Portledge

As a 10th year student, I can confidently say that this drid ahh school is filled with sherm ahh people. Trust. Wordabro.

Did you see that nerd driving that Dodge Demon?

He must go to Portledge.

by Mollymurphyhater April 14, 2025

portlet

silly poopie word where i let a port go into my asshole and portlet

she port on my let til i portlet

by yakalebbba February 1, 2026

gluteus portex

The red ring you get around your butt from sitting on the toilet too long

I sat on the toilet too long and now I have a gluteus portex.

by Cazon September 4, 2015