Poortelligent

An individual's high intelligence resulting from a low income upbringing.

Josh knew to cut his heroin with quinine instead of milk sugar becuase he is so poortelligent.

For antonym, see poortarded

by The In and Out Kids September 26, 2005

Austin Porter

A handsome bitch from a boyband PRETTYMUCH, the oldest of them all. He is talented, awesome, artistic, motHERFOOKING EVERYTHING MY LOML . Deserves the world, and deserves a long-ass verse 👑

HEY! AUSTIN PORTER CAUGHT A LIZARD Y'ALL!

by droptopyellow October 31, 2018

porcelain suicide

A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.

My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.

by Pulley78 June 5, 2016

portlords

Portlords a well known playstation “internet thug”, began his rise early 2013 on the playstation 3 platform. His most successful attacks include credit card fraud, terrorism, crypto-currency Theft, identity fraud & much more, he began to get popular on the well known game by treyarch “ bo2” also known as black Ops 2 early 2016. “When you know you can do whatever you want to whoever you want theirs not much anybody can really say” said portlords in an interview with securityaffairs .co/ , days before disappearing in 2017, rumors suggest “port” was raided Days after the interview over his part in apparent swattings across the playstation 3 platform.

Wow man did you see portlords the other day? I can’t believe he’s back online

by GovernmentFiles September 4, 2021

Staining the Porcelain

To take a dump. A shit, if you will.

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"

by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008

Eli Porter

One of the best MC's to ever do it. Best known for his rap battle with Envy, which ended in a controversial 2-1 decision for his opponent. Currently waiting in the cut, getting ready to release his mixtape that will shock the world.

"I'm the best mayne- I diiid it." - Eli Porter

by Eli's #1 Fan April 15, 2008

ass portal

A new and groundbreaking game where you dive into the colon. The main prize in said Ass Portal game is the snow dog and you use portals to study the humans digestive tract.

"Woah dude I can't wait for Ass Portal 2 to come out!"
"Yeah I know dude I'm going to grind for the snow dog as soon as I get it!"

by JacobBeau99 September 29, 2014