Porta Potty Thot

The level of thottiness that a hoe reaches when she commits an unholy act in an unconventional place just because the person has any type of clout.

Guy #1: Hey you heard Emily sucked off Brad in a porta potty?
Guy #2: Yeah she’s a big porta potty thot!

by Bay Babe January 23, 2020

Porta Blumpkin

The act of getting a blow job while taking a shit on the toilet inside a Porta-Potty. Very similar to the plain BLUMPKIN. Just watch out for the blue water.

Why don't you come inside this porta potty and give me a Porta Blumpkin.

by Dominick AKA Snuffy September 10, 2007

Porta Rock

1. Someone of Puerto Rican Descent.

Noreaga (N.O.R.E Rapper): ...I'm half Porta Rock... Most people call me a mut.

by EscaVi22 March 4, 2009

porta-shitter

A plastic portable bathroom that has a mound of poo up the honey hole.

Dude, somebody crapped on the giant mound of poo and now its over the seat cover of the porta-shitter

Are they ever going to clean the porta-shitter?

Have you seen a porta-shitter?

Im going to drop the chiefs off at sea.

by whoisblank1 April 14, 2010

porta john bitches

The 2 ladies who ride around in Thailand on scooters together cleaning clogged toilets and Porta-shiters, despite it being a shitty job they still do it and are always happy and smiling.

Matt " Damn dude thats go to suck for those girls cleanin porta shiters all day."

Jay " Oh you mean the Porta John Bitches! Yeah there life sucks but their still out there making it happen."

by Cowtoe October 18, 2011

Porta Gutta

South Australian Slang for "Port Augusta"

Person 1: What you doing today?
Person 2: I'm Going fishing at Porta Gutta
Person 1: Ahh, thats heaps good

by aussie_babee December 7, 2009

porta vag

when somebody sends you a picture of their vagina on your cell phone and you all ways have it with you.

Kristi got her Vagina pierced and sent me a picture, now i have some porta vag to show my friends.

by Cheagle April 23, 2008