willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.

Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!

by TanyaBo May 22, 2011

porthole

Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.

Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

prison porthole

The small window or opening on a prison cell door through which prisoners can look out of the cell and interact with people. prisoner, prison, prison cell, supermax, state prison, federal prison, the big house, prison guard, correctional facility, detention center, jail

It gets old looking through a prison porthole all day. I can't wait until I get out in 6 months.

by joecoolthefool June 8, 2016

Open Porthole

When you take a dump so large and exhausting that it takes a while for your anus to fully return to full tension.
There is a danger of water getting in if you leave your porthole open

Holy f**k that was a tough one, I think I have an open porthole
I better not take a bath, I might fill up

by CaptainInnuendo August 8, 2017

PUCKERED PORTHOLE

ANUS

DO YOU WANT TO PLAY HIDE THE WEASEL WITH YOUR PUCKERED PORTHOLE?

by GRRNESSS August 14, 2008

Porthole

When you blow water into your significant others bumhole and shout “ABANDON SHIP!!”

Yeah Annie and I tried the porthole last night, gee willikers it was wet

by Portholer August 19, 2021

Rusty porthole

When a woman eats out the ass of a gay/bi cum dump after he's been fucked and filled with cum from multiple men.

I gave him a rusty porthole after he got his ass wrecked in the sling at the gay spa.

by rustyporthole October 3, 2025