What your performance name would be (actual or hypothetical) in the pornography industry using a specific formula. Make the best combination of the name of any pet you've had, and the name of any street you've lived on. For numbered or lettered streets, you may use Street, Way, Drive, Lane, etc.
"I asked some of my friends and acquaintances to figure out their pornstar alias. Here were some of their answers: Buddy Chestnut, Bella Hill, Max Ridge, Sophie Lane."
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Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.
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A dude who can't find a girlfriend because
#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.
#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
A dude who can't find a girlfriend because
#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.
#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.
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