pornogamy

When you've been single for so long that dating makes you feel guilty for cheating on your favorite porn site.

Yes I believe in pornogamy, I have no trouble coming home each night to spend some quality time with Pornhub.

by Intricadocia October 12, 2015

pornogamy

Loyalty to a single porn production company or website.

Pornogamy is not as rare as many belive it is, some of these sites are beyond imagining!

by Intricadocia October 12, 2015

pornapotheadaholic

The addiction to having sex, smoking pot, and drinking booze all at the same time.

Ryne is such a pornapotheadaholic! He won't stop having sex, smoking pot, and drinking booze at the same time!

by Lauren the AP Buddy January 17, 2009

pornapotamus

A porn star dressed as a hippo. It is a weird and uncommon fetish.

I have never seen a pornapotamus because I'm not into that kind of thing.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Pornagain

Someone who quotes the bible, preaches on a porn site or makes religious referrences

Its not an anomolee...that chick who talks about turning the other cheek while doing doggie is totally pornagain ....

by bill the random December 20, 2010

pornalog

pornalog-
Def. 1- the dialog between porn actors and actresses.
Def. 2- dialog that goes through a man's brain who has watched too much porn thinking that it's normal to approach or contact women expecting his pornalog to be delusionally recipricated in the exact way he watched it.

Well Mr. Jones, I know you love this house. I do, says Mr. Jones. How about if I sweeten the deal? Whatever do you mean super hot, no panty wearing, (great high heels btw), perfect d-size tanned real estate lady? Pornalog stops, gettin it on begins.

Ex 2. Uh, I really like this house. That's great Mr. Jones, should I put an offer in for you? Um, don't you want to sweeten the deal? Um, how so, Mr Jones? Um, forget it. Pornalog stops, Mr. Jones goes home to masturbate.

by psychobabbleculvercity April 6, 2011

Pornpolar

When you can't choose which porno to watch and you flip from video to video.

Man I was so pornpolar last night I couldn't choose which video to watch. I felt like a king in a digital harem.

by Jswank April 29, 2015