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Porn attention deficit disorder is a condition when someone has copious amounts of downloaded porn, but can't find the right clip of porn to bring oneself to climax. It usually ends in frustration or continued determination to find more porn.
A: I have over 2,382 clips of porn on my computer and I still cant find what I want.
B: Sounds like porn a.d.d. man, you need to walk away for a few days and refresh.
(A) clicking on clips of Marines getting it in the corn hole with eyes glazed over.
by nailingstr8wood November 20, 2010
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Porn Addict

A title every man gets in his life
I tried to watch TV for 5 minutes, then I got bored, and looked at porn, even though I just did that 10 minutes ago, damn imma porn addict
by ATLvagmaster February 1, 2010
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porn addict

someone who looks at porn excessively and even knows names of specific porn stars.
Dez Alston in business class:
Dez: yo did you see that new jaunt from rachel star bruh?
me: nah son i got the real shit
Dez: its just as good imagining it. and sometimes i use lotion to enhance the feeling. it works.
me: Bull you need some help you are such a porn addict.
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Porn Address

An email address that you give when you don't want anyone to know your real email address. Most commonly used when you have to register at a site to view porn. Also, having a porn address allows you the freedom and benefit of giving your girlfriend access to your email without worry.
"Dude, I met this SMOKING hot chick on the plane today and she wants to hook up!"
"Whoa, aren't you worried Shirley will find out?"
"Nah, I gave her my porn address."
by stauff30 May 8, 2013
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Internet Porn Addiction

A form of addiction amongst straight/gay men of all ages which usually involves wanking over from video hosting websites like Spankwire, xHamster , xVideos etc.,it can also be in the form of voyeurism that involves webcam to webcam activity. To some extent, sick perverts would go as gross as watching Sluts eat their own shit and drink their own piss.

Internet Porn Addiction and Internet Addiction per se usually go hand in hand.
"Dude, I need to go to a marriage counselor or a Psychologist"

"Why?"

"Need to get rid of this Internet Porn Addiction, it could destroy my marriage"
by TT Boy4 April 11, 2010
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Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict

a black homeless guy that lives in boston who loves porn. He also makes it known that he licks pussy before he "fucks them white bitches with big titties."
Your almost as cool as ,"Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict."
by Gamz October 16, 2011
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Average porn addict

Average porn addict is a derogatory term used to describe a personality or art style of someone (a majority of the time a minor) with a clear addiction to porn. Lovingly used to insult 14 year olds that can't help but draw blushing bulges on all of their furries or twelve year olds who can't go a second without talking about how horny they are and how it's just hormones.
*a crude drawing of a furry with big thighs and uncomfortable breasts; every part of the damn body is blushing*
-"Average porn addict art style"
by Xx_4$$h0l3_xX March 24, 2023
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