porkified

containng pork or other non-halal or kosher ingredients; dirty; disgusting.

I totally would have macked on that baked ziti, but it was porkified with suasage.

I would not touch that porkified skank.

by jmasilotti June 15, 2008

Parricide

The act of killing a close relative either by murder, accident or malicious intent in not assisting in giving immediate medical assistance. Or to aid in the false imprisonment of the relative until they are dead.

To stand by and let a close relative die i.e Mom or Dad and do nothing, while rubbing your fingers together with the thought of a nice big fat inheritance.

Although Trevor died from a massive blood clot to the brain, a natural stroke. There was evidence that parricide had been committed.

-Phones had been tampered with.
-Immediate medical assistance was not given.
-His clothes had been torn off his body to exacerbate temperatures.
-Locks had suddenly sprung up as if like a prison.
-Money and valuables were missing.
-Medical equipment was found that he never used i.e. fabricated.
-Lies in statements etc

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007

Poicider

An internet megatroll who has nothing better to do with his time other than wasting the bandwidth and time of others, by adding useless information, generally insulting to online forums.

Dude, F**K off, you are such a Poicider, why dont you get a real life.

by Dictguy December 18, 2008

pooicide

Self-death by poo. One killing themselves by forcing large quantities of their own human feces down their esophagus.

This fortnite grind is too much, might as well commit pooicide.

by linus Johnson craft April 10, 2019

pickicide

The inability to choose or pick a side or decide.
Where suicide is death by self; homicide is death by someone else; and pickicide is the death by not being able to choose.

That idiot crashed his car while playing chicken. I guess he died from pickicide.

by aml20111 July 12, 2014

Pooicide

First you knock someone out,then you squat down towards there face.

And then you shit in there mouth and duck tape it closed around the back of there heard and watch them spew throwup/poo violently through their nostrils.

Man if this nigga keeps talking shit them i am going to commit pooicide on his ass!

by Angel n Beaner Productions August 13, 2007

Pooicide

The act of soiling your pants out of hatred for yourself.

Jack: Hey loser how you going fat shit!
Me: Commit Pooicide motherfucker your underpants are of poor, cheap chinese quality.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018