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Perkeleen Vittupää

A swear word to describe a malicious and evil mother fucker.
Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
by JB42 November 13, 2014
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perkele

noun, Finnish.
Most likely the most powerful curseword ever created by mankind. Cannot be translated without loss. Versatile word that can be used alone or repeated indefinitely.
Suomi Finland Perkele
by Anonymous October 5, 2003
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Porcelain Cracker

A crap that is laid with such force or velocity as to literally damage the toilet.
Oh God Tim, don't tell me you laid another Porcelain Cracker in there, we can't afford new fixtures each time you go to Taco Bell!
by MerchantofVenice2 May 14, 2011
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piggy porker

This is one who frequently has sex with the unattractive or promiscuous.
Ben Dover was a great piggy porker who would do it with anything breathing.
by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016
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Porkersnapper

An element/ object that is difficult to find or touch. People around the world have gone on quests to find it, but always fail.
Man, if only we had ourselves the porkersnapper, all of the answers in life would be ours.

I can't find a job anywhere; it's like looking for the porkersnapper!
by Terri Makichut October 9, 2019
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porcelain suicide

A shit so violent it looks like a suicide took place inside the toilet bowl. Fecal content covers nearly every square inch of the bowl resembling brain matter.
My first visit to Felipe's Taco Truck will be my last, when I got home my asshole committed porcelain suicide.
by Pulley78 June 5, 2016
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Staining the Porcelain

P.J.: "Be right back guys! I'll be Staining the Porcelain for a few minutes!"
by P.J. Hutch March 8, 2008
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