porkchop patrol

The local police squad. Generally a fine group of people you fucking hate until your ass gets robbed.

Citizen:
The porkchop patrol is always sweating a muthafucka.

Porkchop Patrol:
Sir is the your bag of crack I found
in your ass?

Citizen:
No.

Porkchop Patrol:
Then whose is it?

Citizen:
It aint mine

by elves June 28, 2004

devil's porkchop

Chiefly used in the Bible Belt, a phrase that is referential to a woman's primary reproductive organs in polite company.

Bubba laid dibs on his sister's devil's porkchop before his cousin Noah could.

by fornicateWenchesObtainCurrency September 9, 2018

breaded porkchop

While have sex with a girl on the beach, you pull your dick out of her and dip it in the sand, then quickly put it back in and finish your business.

She though she was getting a simple hotdog but I surprised that bitch with a breaded porkchop with a side of screams.

by mimiknows April 27, 2015

pornchop

Bite-sized sample of pornographic material, be it digital or otherwise, which Minecraft diehard neckbeards subsist on during tunnelling expeditions from their mothers' basements

Neckbeard 1: Aw man, my foam pickaxe from the Minecraft store is almost broken, but I can't make it back to base(ment) with just these three pornchops.

Neckbeard 2: Don't sweat, here. *throws a stack of pornchops*

Neckbeard 1: Ah, thanks man. *scrambles awkwardly back to base(ment) while having a fap attack*

by JLeog September 15, 2011

porkchop coochie

ugly pussy; stinky coochie; vagina thats has been ran through so many times it takes the shape of a porkchop

1) mayn shawty pussy looked liked a fried po'k chop... she had dat porkchop coochie.
2) she got dat porkchop coochie, that shit was nasty.

by mac sluGz July 2, 2008

Porkchop Porn

A form of porn that involves larger girls.

I like that porkchop porn. Big bitches with titties and ass. no skinny bitches.

by TidwellDennis January 22, 2009

porkchop

a person of portugese descent

check out that porkchop mowin' down on them burgers

by whitey-McWhite February 13, 2004