by nerdyman77 October 17, 2018
Porg; ie. Person Of Reduced Growth.
Porg is a reference term for those below average height.
Common traits are unusually short limbs, childlike hands and feet.
In Western society porgism has especially negetive effects on men, as their reduced height makes them extremely less desirable to potential mates.
They are often insecure, and try to overcompensate for their lack of height by cockiness, adopting a more macho persona, using sarcasm as a defense,and buying fast cars.
Famous porgs include Tom Cruise and Bono(he always platforms!)
Adaption; G-PORG ie; ginger porg.
These rare unfortunates are cursed with this double whammy.
Due to their unattractiveness to the female race,and thus lack of breeding the G-PORGs may soon be extinct.
Porg is a reference term for those below average height.
Common traits are unusually short limbs, childlike hands and feet.
In Western society porgism has especially negetive effects on men, as their reduced height makes them extremely less desirable to potential mates.
They are often insecure, and try to overcompensate for their lack of height by cockiness, adopting a more macho persona, using sarcasm as a defense,and buying fast cars.
Famous porgs include Tom Cruise and Bono(he always platforms!)
Adaption; G-PORG ie; ginger porg.
These rare unfortunates are cursed with this double whammy.
Due to their unattractiveness to the female race,and thus lack of breeding the G-PORGs may soon be extinct.
He was really hot in his mug shot, it wasnt until i met him i realised he was a fecking porg!
I walked in and heard someone calling my name.
I couldnt see anyone, until i heard "down here", and there he was.. all 5 foot of him.I was horrified.
I walked in and heard someone calling my name.
I couldnt see anyone, until i heard "down here", and there he was.. all 5 foot of him.I was horrified.
by Niamho May 2, 2008
Person of reduced growth. A short person that no one likes. Good nickname for fat ugly midgets or just midgets.
by Rownna January 27, 2008
Those annoying bird creatures found throughout Star Wars The Last Jedi (Episode VIII)
Just a cheap marketing ploy to get kids to buy porg toys
Just a cheap marketing ploy to get kids to buy porg toys
Friend: Hey did you see the new star wars movie?
Me: Yeah, man. The director must've had a fucking porgasm when filming.
Me: Yeah, man. The director must've had a fucking porgasm when filming.
by SemStev December 30, 2017
Short for poor guy. A person without any cuth, usually under the influence of some sort of substance. The guy not to be at an social event or anytime in life. You say porgs when you see one.
The guy that takes his shirt off to do a keg stand(Fratch). Porgs.
The guy that falls down down drunk in front of a cop that is at his front door(Gabe). Porgs.
The guy that blows the bestman speech at his best friends wedding(???) Porgs.
The guy that falls down down drunk in front of a cop that is at his front door(Gabe). Porgs.
The guy that blows the bestman speech at his best friends wedding(???) Porgs.
by GDuff May 2, 2006
i had porge for breakfast
by spookshow December 25, 2003
Short, somewhat cute, chubby nerd girls who make homemade porn. Sometimes simply called porgs or less commonly porg stars.
by Rap Scallion December 16, 2017