podfaking

The act of wearing earbuds even if your iPod is not on or not charged to avoid annoying or obnoxious people.

That guy next to me on the plane kept trying to talk to me, so I was podfaking the whole flight home.

by cbh5624 October 18, 2008

pokerfacing

engaging in sexual intercoarse while thinking about the same sex. originated from the song "poker face"

"lets go pokerfacing tonite"

"did u pokerface last night ?"

by nessa_x July 25, 2009

Orfacing

When you've taken a shit so large, cause you may or may not be slightly constipated, you can't think about anything else. You may walk a bit funny.

Michael just came out of the bathroom, by the look on his face he was orfacing.

by The Snarky Wife June 1, 2016

Piefacing

The female version of "TeaBagging"

"OH SHIT! Tammy was just piefacing Jessica"
"Damn, I hope Jordan is piefacing me tonight!"

by IRiiiSH June 21, 2013

Profaning

The act of moving the earth away from the sun in an effort to save the human race

"Mr.president it seems that our only hope to save the universe is by profaning

by George eggington August 14, 2016

now THIS is podracing

something said when something awesome or fun happens

steve : bro this pool just started glowing
jeff : now THIS is podracing

by xEmmerald December 11, 2024