Brazilian porcupine

a sex move involving at least ten people where the men link arms and make a circle facing out while the women fuck them.

Anton: What's going on in the kitchen?
Ella: There's a bunch of people doing a Brazilian porcupine.

by muchomasturbation July 27, 2016

broomin' porcupines

arousing the area above the genitals during the awkward phase between the 'sand paper' stage and the 'forest' stage.

My girlfriend usually has a full Brazilian but last night I was broomin' porcupines.

by Travis Urban May 14, 2006

South Porcupine

A small suburb outside of Timmins, Ontario situated on the eastern shore of Porcupine Lake. South Porcupine is a small unique community of friendly and somewhat care-free folk.

The hang out spot is of course the Tim Hortons, situated between Krakana's gas station and the Porcupine mall (Where every teenager in town is/was employed) because it is the only place to go.

Mascot: Porcupine Pete

Nicknames: SoPo, South Pricklypine, The place timmins people wish they were from.

I am NOT from Timmins, I'm from South Porcupine.

by IWasBornAUnicorn8 April 13, 2011

sweaty porcupine

noun, est 2019:

either

a ridiculously cool and incredible person inspiring hundreds of people to be their best self

or

a huge loser dork who should probably rethink all their life decisions and apologize to their mother for being such a grand disappointment.

No middle ground.

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! What the hell is wrong with you?

Taylor, you sweaty porcupine! That was amazing!

by porcupinesweat December 22, 2019

porcupussy

When a usually well waxed pussy need maintenance and get a little stubbly. It's porcupussy.

"I hadn't been waxed for a while - and when I wiped myself - I felt like I was petting a porcupine - my porcupussy"

by Lewis Clark December 1, 2007

porcupineapple

Unholy crossbreed of porcupine and pineapple. Grows on trees, has 5 inch spines, is able to roll up in a ball, and is a good source of both vitamin C and protien. Grows up to 1 foot long. Not to be confused with porcupotamus.

I have a pet porcupineapple

by Can of Worms November 7, 2006

porcupotamus

The terrifying cross of a porcupine and a hippopotamus. Extremely aggressive and territorial. Can weigh up to 1,700 pounds, and can achieve land speeds of 40 MPH. Quills measure up to 5 feet long, and up to 1 foot in circumference at the base. Mostly herbivorous, with a pronounced taste for oatmeal and an occassional serving of chicken tikka.

"Larry, please stop your porcupotamus from trying to couple with with my dog."

by Chiesennegs August 2, 2006