Poppycock

Poppycock first came from India and is the key ingredient in red meat. Recent scientific studies show that it is good for you, along with hooey (the good hooey, not the bad hooey; which is a preservative found in processed foods). It is the ingredient in pasta which makes it healthy.

You might say "Well there's fat in butter too," but that's just poppycock.

by liquidboard August 24, 2017

Poppycock

A kind of erection you get when snorting or popping muscle relaxants or painkillers, described as numb and unforgiving

"I had an intense case of poppycock last night after i blew those ocs"

by Madrox420 January 19, 2010

Poppycock

When your poppy chooses to change gender where he gets a virgina and has sex with your brother.

He also becomes very constipated and tends to eat gluten free chicken nuggets and milf. And of course he's a vegan

Yesterday my bother went off with my poppycock and never came back

by Camdraneyisgay August 19, 2019

Poppycock

Pure and utter bullshit like when someone whips their dick out or "pops a cock"

That's poppycock. Put your dick back in your pants.

by foxlox December 27, 2016

poppycocking

attending to or performing useless tasks while avoiding more important ones. this can be done physically, verbally and mentally and also can be intentional or inadvertant.

similar to bullshitting

the job did not get done because Mario was poppycocking around the plant.

by 7abyrinth November 25, 2007

poppycock

british term for bullshit

Take a step outside the city
And turn around
Take a look at what you are
It is revolting
You're really nowhere
So wasteful
So foolish
Poppycock
-Nirvana, "Turnaround"

by kelsey March 28, 2004

poppycock

From the Dutch 'pappy cack' - literal translation 'Soft Shit'.

"That is complete Poppycock!"

by Bruce November 23, 2004