Paul was standing in line for fried chicken when he saw a beautiful BBW and decided to take her home.
He was so excited when he undressed her and pulled her in his face that he Popeyed his couch.
He was so excited when he undressed her and pulled her in his face that he Popeyed his couch.
by Ballsinmybutt July 08, 2018
When you're passed out drunk in the back of your girl's car, and she's drunk, but thinks you need to sober up, so she tries to feed you spinach while you're passed out.
by digitalizard August 29, 2018
3 minutes of mediocre coitus before the k kicks and he hits you with “ughhhh fuck I’m too ketted for this”
Her friend: “oh how was last night with that guy?”
Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
Her: “eh, mediocre, he gave me the popey special”
Popey: “popey sucksssss!”
by ShiftySAILOR January 28, 2019