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Pepsickler

A soda machine that doesn't give you your coke after you put over 5 dollars of cash for a 35 cent soda and yet it still does not give you your desirable beverage.And then,after you leave saying "fuck that shit" someone else comes and your soda pops out and they take it.
Jon-"That fucking machine is a pepsickler,i have no goddamn money now"
Brad-"Dude that was smooth"

Random person comes and takes soda
by Galen (hi brian) January 8, 2008
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Turd Popsicle

A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg
Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.
by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020
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popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.
"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."
by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009
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Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it
by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015
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Popsicle streak

A Popsicle streak is a form of a sport in which someone would eat a large amount of popsicles usually completing a certain amount
Kyle was doing a Popsicle streak today and ate like 20 popsicles
by ItIsDenfinitlyNotMe April 28, 2017
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glazed popsicle

The act of when a penis is covered by feces,and semen and someone is brutally forced to eat it
Taylor had gave me a glazed popsicle last night.
by qpl January 30, 2015
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chocolate popcicle

Military call sign for a rotary winged aircraft.
Chocolate Popcicle entering 4WA in order to complete mission and return to mother.
by BeaniBeani December 3, 2016
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