Skip to main content

popcorn fart 

When you eat to much popcorn in one night, you fart out a dry hurtful substance
" Becky I can't believe you did a popcorn fart on my couch !, go check you're pants"
popcorn fart by Swagitysam June 17, 2015

Popcorn fart 

the answer dry as... is a Texas oilfield from the time of the boom in East Texas. although it didn't happen much at first wildcatters would find that their well did not come in "That well was a dry as a popcorn fart" from the land where they call cokes soda.
"That oilwell was as dry as a popcorn fart"
Popcorn fart by Dogvideo September 24, 2022

dry as a popcorn fart 

Dry as the desert. Lacking all moisture. Usually used when describing an extremely hot day, or really overcooked food. Gives the same feeling as when particularly dry food gets caught in your throat.
Good Lord! This chicken is as dry as a popcorn fart!
dry as a popcorn fart by GSDlover January 21, 2018

Burnt Popcorn Fart 

Similar to overcooking a bag of microwave popcorn; it's a fart that smells so bad that there is no way you can hide it. It fills a room and never seems to go away.

May leave burn marks in your pants.
Quick honey, open a window, I just had a burnt popcorn fart rip through my shorts!
Burnt Popcorn Fart by haroldramis September 15, 2009

Dryer then a popcorn fart 

Man i am so high my mouth is dryer then a popcorn fart

Dryer then a popcorn fart 

to ruin your evening!
Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"