Jake: I would totally poptard Andy. All he does is gallop around the halls of school all day.
Nick: Ya, totally.
Nick: Ya, totally.
by Happy Face Man January 13, 2009
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adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
adj. can be used to describe someone who has just failed at making popcorn- poptarded
James: Ugh, Sam is such a poptard. The whole place smells like burnt popcorn
Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
Jack: Yo, why'd you burn the popcorn? You're totally poptarded.
by don'tyaknow2011 October 27, 2011
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A person, who lacks a basic understanding of popular culture.
Typically poptards are characterized by an lack of understanding or misunderstanding of all referential humor. This can ultimately alienate that person when outside his or her immediate friend group as the poptard lacks essential knowledge which can help them feign mutual interests when dating; this can be a serious problem unless of course the poptard is extremely good looking in which case everyone will pretends not to notice.
Typically poptards are characterized by an lack of understanding or misunderstanding of all referential humor. This can ultimately alienate that person when outside his or her immediate friend group as the poptard lacks essential knowledge which can help them feign mutual interests when dating; this can be a serious problem unless of course the poptard is extremely good looking in which case everyone will pretends not to notice.
Guy: Wait, so you're telling me you've never seen any of the Star Wars films.
Girl: Yeah, I didn't have a TV at home when I was growing up.
Guy: That's crazy; so if I said "These aren't the droids your looking for" that has no meaning to you. You're a total poptard.
Girl: It's cool, I've seen the Family Guy versions now so I think I get it.
Guy: I've got a bad feeling about this...
Girl: Yeah, I didn't have a TV at home when I was growing up.
Guy: That's crazy; so if I said "These aren't the droids your looking for" that has no meaning to you. You're a total poptard.
Girl: It's cool, I've seen the Family Guy versions now so I think I get it.
Guy: I've got a bad feeling about this...
by stax roth November 17, 2011
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Get the poptard mug.As seen on a popular website in reference to Britney Spears.An insulting term meaning retarded poptart, meaning a stupid ("tard" as in "retard")tramp; "tart" is used in this reference."Pop" because she was a "pop" singer, hence "poptard"
Britney Spears is a poptard
by pogmotoin January 19, 2008
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Those who constantly pop drugs such as ecstasy in relation to e-tards.
Those who constantly pop drugs such as ecstasy in relation to e-tards.
by GoodLifee December 17, 2009
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