Pootend

When one pretends to be taking a poo in order to get caught up on social media while also avoiding familial obligations

"He can't help bathe the kids because he's too busy pootending"

by AgeCristini July 1, 2017

Poston Junior High

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

by that_one_oot March 15, 2019

Pootographer

Someone who frequently photographs their poo.

Ernie fancies himself a pootographer and sends a "daily poo" email to all of his friends. Yesterday's email title was "A tribute to corn."

by Big Herm October 20, 2006

Pootunity

(poo·tu·ni·ty) that time of day when your body allows itself to relax and go poo. It is often missed for various reasons causing bloating and moodiness. Some individuals are lucky to have multiple pootunities within a 24-hour period. Others are limited to only one every few days.

I missed my pootunity this morning.

by HeathDT August 16, 2015

pooron

A insult that combines the words Poor and moron

Brano doesn't have $5 so casket calls him a pooron

by caskeet October 20, 2020

postonme

a cheesy knock-off of the fabulous urban dictionary wall. you can "schedule" your posts there for a whole hour, but be assured, no one will see it, because that site is dead as fuck...recently pwned by someone scheduling"suckiest. wall. EVER! for days on end.

that wall, postonme sux hard, the one at urban dictionary is much better.

by da trick biatch May 4, 2006

Photons

Particles of light or other electromagnetic radiation.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

by ScottX November 26, 2006