Nigel: Hey Gordon, I could really go for some pootang about now
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.
Gordon: Ooh Nigel I thought you'd never ask, let me bend over so you can have mine.
by fireman_sam October 16, 2006
Get the pootangmug. Someone that is so unbelievably hot even they're poo has a tang of attractiveness to it. Being overwhelmed by Pootang can result in delirium, madness and hysteria. See example below
note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.
note: The person holding the Pootang, must be hotter than your average 'hottie'.
Tom: Man, look at that ass
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang
*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!
Connor: Woooooooooooooah, she has the Pootang
*5 seconds later after being exposed to a dangerous amount of Pootang*
Connor: DAVE!!!
Tom: BIEBER FEVER, YEAAAHHH!
by MyNameBeTom January 10, 2011
Get the Pootangmug. by anonymous March 9, 2005
Get the pootangmug. by No1 September 29, 2003
Get the pootangmug. A slimy mucus that comes out of a womans vagina twice daily. It is toxic to ingest, however smoking it is fairly safe and leads to a euphoric high lasting between 3-4 hours.
Right kidda you wanna eat some pootang?
Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.
Naaaaaa lad thats sketchy shit lets smoke it n get twisted laaa.
by b3nmay456 October 15, 2008
Get the pootangmug. 24 Girls, One Aim - Having It Supersized
They Live By These Few Simple Rules
1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love
(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
They Live By These Few Simple Rules
1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love
(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
by Con, Esme, Lizzie December 27, 2007
Get the pootang clanmug. by Jo_Jo February 16, 2004
Get the pootang piemug.