Proper noun for when you don't have enough money to buy or make legit meals so you end up combining different foods together that probably shouldn't go together to create a meal.
Nate was considered "Chef Pooryardee" when he made "ramenghetti" for dinner one night. (Ramenghetti is a mixture of ramen noodles and $1 pasta sauce from the local Hy Vee).
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An airhead that brings volume to her hair with loads of hairspray and immense teasing. Consequently, the chemicals from the hairspray become lodged in her brain causing her brain cells to die at an alarming rate. Eventually, this will cause the individual to reach a state of mental retardation. At this point her "poof" becomes a survival mechanism, much like a helmet for her head, in case she runs into doors, walls, windows, etc.
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