by baitingmaster June 8, 2023
Get the pookie dookie mug.When one cannot walk drive or even stand because he/she has to take a crap so bad that they are paralyzed from the waist down
I was playing basketball when I was hit with the poopie paralyzer
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
I was drinking coffee and all of a sudden the poopie paralyzer kicked in
I was sleeping in the middle of the night when I woke up to the poopie paralyzer and had to crawl to the bathroom
by Nickylobes January 23, 2014
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A Poolie (or Poolies in the plural) refers to the leaving of an unfinished alcoholic beverage at a bar or pub. The term is derived from the instance in 2013 when Matt Poole left the first and only unfinished pint of Guinness at Murphy's Pub in Galway.
by zwoodson September 13, 2014
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Get the Poopie mug.Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.
by The one who smiles December 29, 2007
Get the poopie nuts mug.Unhygienic anal sex resulting in the transfer of fecal matter from the dirty anus of the partner getting banged to the penis of the unsuspecting penetrator, most often occurring between gay males.
by Skip Bumphrey April 5, 2008
Get the poopie dickin mug.John: Hey man did you fuck her yet?
Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.
John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.
Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.
John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.
Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.
John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.
Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.
John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.
by Craig Got $wag March 4, 2013
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