poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005

poopsterbating

the act of masturbating while defecating simultaneously.

Jill was appalled when she caught her boyfriend poopsterbating in the bathroom.

by Apolloss March 2, 2014

poopsterbator

One who masterbates furiously while defacting.

the dude in the next stall is poopsterbating like crazy!!! He's a poopsterbator!!!

by The_JDH November 1, 2011

Poopturbation

1. The act of yo-yoing a turd in and out your kiester.

2. A person that simply cannot pass a turd in the street without molesting it. (“Fecalfelliac” or “poop loopy”)

1. The exercises really paid off, I can do a half hour long session of poopturbation, and as of last week, I no longer have to use my hands. But I still do.

2. “You wouldn’t believe what I almost stepped in, and ended up making love to.”

by Swamy swimwamlitts June 21, 2019

pooperbate

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off

I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.

by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

Pooturbate

The act of pooping while masturbating!

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.

by Pooturbate October 9, 2019

posterbate

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

by lauracs June 13, 2008