The Poop Book

Utilizing a non-electronic book/novel while dropping Mr. Hanky off at his home

The Poop Book helps me to clarify my meaning in life while I sit upon the throne!

by Justin the Great! May 12, 2023

poopookaka

During the act of defaction, the excrementious substance clings to the inner butt-cheeks and instead of being pushed out, gravitional pull eventually forces the feces to slide off the cheek and into the desired bowl or surface

"I need to shower due to a recent incidence of poopookaka"

by Francois69 April 19, 2006

poonbooking

On Facebook: Searching for or looking at hot girls photos for sexual excitement, whether you know them or not.

Whats the girls name you hooked up with? im poonbooking for her right now...

by nuglifee May 18, 2010

poopbooking

aka. Facecrapping- the act of checking your Facebook while you are using the bathroom

I nearly dropped a premature deuce when I saw what she posted while I was poopbooking.

Dude 1: Come on man, you've been in there forever! What are you doing?

Dude 2: Leave me alone! I'm Facecrapping!

by pseudonym1111* October 5, 2010

Poopbookin

The act of social networking (primarily Facebook) while shitting.

Man, I was so bored at work the other day that I not only took a paid shit vaction. There I was poopbookin for like 30 min.

by binx12512 December 30, 2010

PooPooKnocker

A villain who knocks door to door leaving a bag of poop to upset his unsuspecting victim.

Last night someone knocked on my door and left me a bag of poop on my doorstep. It must have been the PooPooKnocker (PPK)

by Sally O'Malley January 24, 2014

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019