Poop In My Mouth

When someone puts words in your mouth and doesnt let you talk for yourself.

When someone says something unbelievable or stupid

An insult

Yea and he wants a-
Dude dont poop in my mouth!

Yea she totally smurfed me man!
Your poopin in my mouth!

Im gonna poop in your mouth

by Poopinyourmouthwithafat turd September 10, 2009

Poop in a Handbag

Used as the cleaner version of. Sh*t! F*ck! ETC. Generally while something you did not want to occur, ended up happening.
Occasionally the equivalent to FML.

*Person Playing Video Game*
Game: Killed By YoMama123

Person: Poop in a Handbag!

by Scoob The Greek October 4, 2010

Poop in a group

A synonym of the idiom: To have one's shit together

I'm looking for a real man, a man who's got his poop in a group.

by iski123 February 1, 2009

Poop In My FingerNails

When your toilet paper is was to weak and you get the poop underneath your fingernails, and you think your going to die. So you decide to make a song

Poop In My FingerNails are really killing me

by Tillmanator December 8, 2019

Poop in my fingernails

A great song by the toilet bowl cleaners. This can also happen if you have shit toilet paper or really long acrylic nails that rip through the paper.

I just finished jamming out to my favorite song Poop in my fingernails by the toilet bowl cleaners on apple music!

by Harry the Pilgrim March 18, 2020

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021

poop in a bag

A term coined by an Oregon man while running on an xc trail.

Why dont you go poop in a bag and eat it.

by Trevor Teh Hottie December 15, 2007