When you are feeling fine then suddenly you feel the urge to poop NOW! The poop pops out of nowhere, often leaving your friends, family, or coworkers wondering why you are running to the bathroom as quick as you can. Most cases of pop-tart poop ends with barely making it to the toilet with shitting while you are pulling your pants down. Some of the worst cases end with embarrassingly hiding your underwear from your wife in the washer, and a few people wondering why the odd brown stain on the ground in the hallway.
Dan was in a meeting going over 4th quarter financials with his boss and several coworkers. Suddenly his eyes got really big and he ran out of the meeting as quick as he could. When he came back, his boss asked what was wrong.
Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."
His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."
Dan said, "A case of the pop-tart poops, I was afraid I would shit my pants."
His boss answered, "I hate it when that happens."
by Nutzen YerMouf January 12, 2018
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Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART
Me: *SEES ONE THAT LITERALLY HAS NO ICING ON IT*
M: OH COME ON WHAT A POOPTART
by Mitch Mine Shafter July 16, 2020
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A pastry that is made of human excrement rather than flower and water. Also can be filled with other foods such as shrimp or corn.
by super beto May 10, 2009
Get the pooptart mug.1. very similiar to the well known kellogs pop tart, the only differance being the delicous fruit flavored filling is replaced with disgusting poop.
by Chase55 November 14, 2007
Get the pooptart mug.1. Someone who feels sick for no reason. (A.K.A. Pooptartitis)
2. Someone who is acting stupid, dumb, lame, annoying, etc.
3. An insult.
2. Someone who is acting stupid, dumb, lame, annoying, etc.
3. An insult.
1. Person A: How are you?
Person B: I'm not feelin so hot and idk why.
Person A: You have pooptartitis.
2. Person 1: Watch Ben, he's about to do something really stupid!
Person 2: Ben is such a pooptart!
3. Don't look at me like that, you little pooptart!
Person B: I'm not feelin so hot and idk why.
Person A: You have pooptartitis.
2. Person 1: Watch Ben, he's about to do something really stupid!
Person 2: Ben is such a pooptart!
3. Don't look at me like that, you little pooptart!
by crimsongirloh10 December 16, 2010
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