Bath then poop

When some stupid motherfucker takes a shower and then immediately shits afterward, stinking up the rest of their day and everyone who comes into contact with them.

Person 1: "Did you smell that guy today? I think he soiled himself!"
Person 2: "That's my roommate. I think he pulled a bath then poop."

by Something ahhhhh December 20, 2008

take a bath and poop

an adjective describing a stinky bastard defined by the irony of taking a bath then taking a shit, thus, undoing all the stink you just removed.

Jeez, did that stinky skanky bastard just take a bath and poop or what?

by Wes S. April 8, 2006

Poopbating

1) taking a shit so long, you could masturbate at the same time
2) masturbating while pooping

man what's taking that fool so long? Oh he's probably thinking about BFJC and poopbating.

by kangtommy November 6, 2014

Poopbat

When a person writes on a bathroom stall with a turd

Did you see what Joe wrote in stall #2 with a Poopbat

by Nibiru33 March 10, 2010