poontata

The lady parts; the va-jay-jay; the coochie snoocher: a girl's girl.

"When I went to Encinada,

I ate a big frittata;

and after the tostada,

I had one too many of the colada;

so I was feelin' kinda hotta,

and smoked some big ol' potta,

followed by some lovin' male enchilada;

so at the end of Encinada, I had an STD'd poontata." -CMD

by m-cat-whodat? August 22, 2009

Pornstar Principle

The idea that the more sex (and sexual partners) a person has had, the more crazy kinds of sex they have had.

-What do you think Kim has done?

-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.

by sdgflksadjngfsldjahfnwsldhfwja February 18, 2011

pornstar doppelganger

An adult film star, typically female, who resembles a friend or acquaintance, etc. Generally, the adult film star serves as a stand-in in fantasies about that acquaintance.

Don't you think Brooke looks like Jenna Haze?
Jenna Haze is definitely Brooke's pornstar doppelganger.

by CT Brown January 6, 2008

Failed Pornstar

When you try out for a porno with your cat and u accidentally only last 20 seconds and the cat scratches you on the 2 inch punisher so u bleed out your penis and u try to clean it up with a tampon and ur mom catches fluffing the cat so now she disowns you and you live on the street with the cat!

I’m now a failed pornstar so I fluff blotch on the street!

by I fluff my cat with the 2 inch May 21, 2020

pornstar blow job

when a guy is getting head from a girl, or guy, the girl or guy sucks the guys dick in a realy dirty way, sucking the ball sack, licking the dick and giving deep throat, then lets the guy cum alover his/her face, the guy normaly gets aroused and blows his load easily and quikly, guys use their phones to video these kinds of blow jobs to show off to their friends. these are normally performed after a night out when both people are feeling realy horny and the guy/girl doing the sucking feels like a dirty cockwhore who just wants dick.

yo last nite i got a pornstar blow job.

by big bad boy May 28, 2006

poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.

He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.

by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008

pornstarrd

An emblematic word awarded to pornstars who have achieved celebrity.

She's been pornstarrd and is not just some floozy on film.

by Christie K February 25, 2008