Poonbacon

Bacon made of vagina.

The holy grail of food and pussy.

A vagina that looks like a slab of meat, in particular, strips of bacon.

Yo, want some poonbacon for breakfast.

Yo her crotch was straight up poonbacon.

Girlfriend: Hey you want a bite of my poonbacon?
Boyfriend: Fuck yeah!

by Mr. Lateral March 4, 2011

Poonag

According to T9 cellphone dictionaries, it is the correct spelling of "smooch".

"I am going to give my girlfriend a big poonag"

by Herpaderp September 20, 2009

pookbag

A combination of pookie bear and douchebag.

You are such a pookbag..

by Molly Kristina June 11, 2010

poontagonist

The object of one's sexual desire/frustration who lends to the overall dramatic plot of one's own carnal existence. Can be used in fictional or real-life terms.

Stumpy: 'Dat prop Estella Havisham in "Great Expectations" is merely da poontagonist of Phillip; had he shagged dat fine bitch-ass he'd of moved on to all dem ripe artshop ho's who be wantin' on him and wulda neva looked back!

Butch: You've never appreciated Dickens' work.

by Last-droP May 14, 2008

poobag

verb: to poobag

The act of having little activity, just lingering unproductively.

Question: What have you been doing today?

Answer: Just poobagging around.

by poobags_89 December 8, 2009

poon bag

When a woman changes and discards her blood soaked tampon or pad in a public restroom which lacks trash bins, preferably in a park, a bathroom facility on a beach, or porta potty, where the filthy pad or tampon is first mummified; wrapped tight in toilet paper almost symmetrically into a square shaped mini diaper and then abandoned on the floor of the woman's restroom for a janitor or maintenance worker to pick up with a litter picker stick.

Brian: Yo John come quick! I just finished cleaning the women's bathroom and you gotta see this massive blood dripping poon bag that i just popped with my litter picker that was left on the floor of one of the stalls. Its absolutely fucking horrid! Mad skankasaurous rexs' here.

John: Ew yo why can't they ever throw them shits out for real! They really know how to make it nasty up in that bitch. Damn them dirty animals...

by bconti3092 July 31, 2012

poolbag

Someone acting like a douchebag in a pool. Hogging up space and splashing people and such. A group of poolbags is known as a poolbag posse.

Some well known OG poolbags are Mr. Sideburns and McChubs.

by snipmynips July 29, 2015