An excellent college party drink. Start with one teaspoon of orange tang. Then add a 20 oz sprite and a shot of Vodka. Stir approppriately. If you don't put the tang in first, you lose the fizz.
Last night I asked the bar tender for some poontang. She slapped me.
I enjoy sipping on poontang.
You should see Betsy. Her poontang is famous around here.
"I been pumping pussy since Christ was a corporal. I can tell you, the best damned poontang I ever paid for was in Da Nang. The girls where checked out daily. And we got ourself laid in a safe, orderly, proficient, military manner." -- Gunny Sgt. Tom Highway in "Heartbreak Ridge" (1986)
"Show me some poontang, I'll show you an aggressive Marine!" -- ibidem
a very nasty scarycreature that has sharp spikes on long tentacles that shoot out once a month on a bloody rampage, maiming every person that doesnt shower it with affection
cry scream slap cry slap slap scream and all i did was forget to take out the trash i have angered the poontang.
The center of the universe. Part of a female's body located between her legs that is reason why all wars are ever fought. If you aren't getting it you want it, and if you are, it's never enough. Often times it used as the noun in sentence because, let's face it, often times us guys don't care what's all around the poontang as long as it is willing to provide us access to this magical land of wander.