pool noodles

A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.

They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
Dude where are the pool noodles at?
by Notcarter April 02, 2019
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Pool noodle

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.
I was on pcp and ended up giving her a pool noodle
by Gorb May 26, 2020
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Pool noodled

You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.
Did you hear what happened to Austin? His girl pool noodled him and it got in his eye.

EWWW!
by PostMacone April 05, 2018
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Pool Noodle Ejaculation

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.
Check out Danny in the deep end performing a textbook pool noodle ejaculation.
by Turdface Smitty September 11, 2013
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toaster bunny pool noodle

a delicacy at chars house involving standing on one foot and pretending to be Hawaiian
If my bean doesn’t become a buddy, i'll eat a toaster bunny pool noodle
by nev April 15, 2005
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Pool Noodle RIZZ

Someone who has asked out someone with a pool noodle. Evan Daddy Humpme's is the founder.
by Lqwidz July 04, 2023
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Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles
Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled
by Muppet23 October 10, 2021
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