A colored foam cylinder that is required for all activities, whether it's for locating people at a faire, beating unsuspecting individuals, relieving stress, or just looking ridiculous they are highly adaptable.
They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
They also fit perfectly in most water bottle holders, making them easy to stow.
by Notcarter April 1, 2019

The process of cumming into a partner’s anus, chopping them in half across the middle, and blowing into the anus until the cum spurts out of the severed intestine.
by Gorb May 26, 2020

You know how when you’re in the pool, and blowing water through a pool noodle, and someone turns the pool noodle backwards towards your face and it sprays you instead. But imagine the noodle is your dick and the girl you’re fucking turns you dick backwards towards you at the last second and sprays you with your own ejaculate.
by PostMacone May 22, 2018

When one takes a styrofoam pool noodle and simulates a male ejaculation by forcing water through the hole.
by Turdface Smitty September 10, 2013

by nev April 15, 2005

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
