Pootana

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Pooja

Pooja is one of the prettiest light brown skinned girl you'll ever find. She is fuckin gorgeous. Never miss the the chance to ask her out. Pooja gets self conscious sometimes about the way she looks, but she has the most perfect body (average size and height). She is also very rich, but doesn't show it off. She also has very pretty eyelashes and good sense of style. Pooja's like big deee's. Pooja will look even hotter when she is older. You will love hanging out with her since she is so fukin funny and an amazing person with sooo many friendss.

I love Pooja and need her every second of my life.

by poojask2 January 21, 2019

Poojaculate

When you take a shit that is so long and rigid that it tickles your prostate, causing you to cum.

Person 1: Hey babe, I feel a big shit coming, how about you come lay on the floor in front of the toilet and I poojaculate on you?
Person 2: Sounds great, I love to be poojaculated on!

by monkeytickler23 August 17, 2014

Pooja

Pooja is a giving a prayer. It is also a gorgeous girl-name.

The name Pooja comes from India and has a beautiful meaning. People are making a lot of fun of it but when they realise how beautiful Pooja is they will stop.

Look at that cute girl named Pooja over there. She has dark brown hair and the most beautiful eyes ever. I wished I could be with her all day.

I do Pooja everyday. Or look at that pretty girl named Pooja. She is gorgeous af!!!!

by TacoBellHeaven May 3, 2016

pooja behaviour

Erratic, uncalled for behaviour. Usually with a violent temperament.

Wow why did you randomly kick that bin over? That's some Pooja behaviour right there.

by whatIsThisBehaiour!? April 13, 2019

Pooja

If you meet a Pooja never let go of her, she is the best thing thats ever happened to you. She has the natural ability to make a joke out of anything and never fail to make you laugh.

Pooja is only for Meenu

by memeu October 22, 2017