poofer

a word that means the same thing as fart, only less vulgar.

talking to your sister, next to grandma, you say "oops! i poofered!"

by chelseeea_raaae May 28, 2007

poofer

A cute guy from California who likes kitties and back massages

Did you see Kaylin talking to Poofer yesterday??

by Whaaaeeerr December 30, 2014

poofer

When a vagina is so big that the only noise made during sex is the poooooofff. Sometimes just the slip of a finger might turn into a whole hand, arm, leg and even head..

Man that girl was so hot untill we started to get it on and i fell in, she had a real poofer

by jibjab25 January 25, 2011

poofer

One who has an especially crap taste in music - i.e. Neil Diamond

Stay Hungry

by Anonymous November 06, 2003

poofer

mister promise

by gello October 31, 2003

poofer

Female sexual organ, commonly called the vagina, pussy, twat, cunt, box, lips, etc.

Man I want to rip that hoes poofer up!

by OJP July 10, 2003

woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

by Becholas September 17, 2017