pooding

Pooding- "A word with universal meaning; can be used in any context; meaning good, bad, and the damn right anything."

-This apple tatses like pooding
-That car is pooding
-You've got pooding on your shirt
-Pooding?
-1+5=Pooding
-Man 1-"Is the 5th of July a monday?". Man 2-"Pooding?"

by guppygould May 30, 2009

pood

Past tense of poo. I pood.

I pood my pants. When I pood, it smelled like poo.

by tractor face February 15, 2005

pood

A Russian unit of weight. Equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.

Dave could stand to lose a few pood.

by Anonymous January 21, 2003

pood

A synonym for turtle head, except harder and sharper. A sharp dangling poo that hasn't fully come out of your butthole yet. Usually hurts when you try to ignore it an sit down.

"Ouch! That pood stung!!"
"Pssst, dude, I can see your pood"
"Hey girl, lemme eat that pood"

by Nickary Potato Jr November 01, 2018

poods

the dimples on a fat persons knuckles

dude check out his poods

whoa man that shits fat

by muhfucka69 August 19, 2006

pood

Short for pet name poodle.
Usually used in a caring or loving way for a boy.

Also can be used as the opposite to describe anything that needs a funny/taboo name that is safe around bosses, old people, family, and in public.

Positive "Hey pood, what's goin' on."

OR

negative "so yesterday I talked to that pood, (name of person), he is such a... pood"

by pandajoi January 18, 2005

pood

Another name for friend or in replacement of a persons name.

example 1: hey pood whats up?

example 2:I have no I idea why pood is over there.

by mojomomo July 05, 2007