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porcumine

Porcumine:NOUN name given to guys who prefer to persue woman who are above average weight for sexual encounters. Attributed to guys who regular prepare themselves before approaching a woman by mumbling "Pork you mine."
Mike:"Peter did you get with that fat chick from the bar"?
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"
by T.Sinodhinos December 4, 2005
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post pootum depression

The feeling of melancholy, listlessness or disappointment following a particularly enjoyable bowel movement.
What's the matter Shane?
Oh nothing Sara, just a case of post pootum depression.
by Shane O'Grady August 23, 2007
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poocumber

A really, really, really large poo.
Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!
by afrodude June 23, 2006
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Poocussion

Poo.cus.sion \pü-kə-shən\

When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')
Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"

Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"

Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.

Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"
by Principal Midget December 13, 2010
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Astral Procumtion

When you put a napkin or tissue over your paranormal peen and then ejaculate propelling the tissue into the air. While it is in the air you must say "Oooo Spooky," or you get visited by the Spiritual Semen.
Bro I just commenced Astral Procumtion. "Oooo Spooky".
by The butter man January 14, 2020
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poopcumber

When you do one of those extra continuous 'number twos'... (You know what I am talking about)
Bro you wouldn't believe the poopcumber I dropped this morning...
by Eranhuman August 24, 2016
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Popcum

1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).
*cracks open soda* Oh! That was some good popcum.
by T.D. Hennessey May 6, 2020
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