Porcumine:NOUN name given to guys who prefer to persue woman who are above average weight for sexual encounters. Attributed to guys who regular prepare themselves before approaching a woman by mumbling "Pork you mine."
Mike:"Peter did you get with that fat chick from the bar"?
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"
Peter: "I had sex with her, she's even chubbier with her clothes off"
Mike: "You're such a porcumine"
by T.Sinodhinos December 4, 2005
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When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')
When one incurs a concussion upon smelling feces and experiences moments of extreme and ambiguous disorientation (not to be confused with 'Poocushion')
Example One:
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"
Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"
Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.
Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"
Thaddius - "Hey man, you weren't making any sense yesterday after you left the bathroom at Chili's"
Cam - "...oh no, I must have suffered a Poocussion"
Example Two:
After experiencing a severe case of Poocussion of the most seldom occurrence Frank stumbled around the apartment for the rest of the afternoon mumbling to himself.
Frank - "I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, aahh I'm gonna...gonna, gonna (sigh)"
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Get the poopcumber mug.1. When opening a soda and the air pressure inside causes a small sprits of soda to squirt on you, that’s popcum (Not to be confused with exploding).
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