pooching

The act of inhaling dogs farts to get high off them.

"Dude im so stoned. That labradors got me ripped man"

"Yo you need to stop pooching"

by DonSquigie December 21, 2010

pooching

v. to pooch is to have sex. Pooching is the act of having sex as a poocher is a womans vagina.

"Man I really pooched that sluts poocher last night!"
"haven't done much pooching lately.."

by imperfect faerie June 15, 2006

pooching

To jump from a high platform onto a soft pad. See Pooch Pad.

"Lets go pooching at Niq's"

by Niq Hallgren January 25, 2006

Pooching

Havng sex with any dog of a girl that will go to bed with you.

That girl is a real dog, but I'm in the middle of a dry spell. So, I'm going pooching and hit it hard enough to make her bark like the dog she is.

by J Cheever Loophole December 17, 2010

Pachingus

A unit of time, similar to seconds.

Pachingus, Pachingi

I was one pachingus away from killing you.

About 4 pachingi have passed.

by BingusPachingus October 21, 2019

Snooch Pooching

When you rub your jowls all over a girls cunt.

"Breh i snooch pooched Amber last nigh"
"So hawt"
"BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
-Diary of a Snooch Pooching-er

by Pwrz December 9, 2013