Poocasso

When a person paints the wall behind the toilet with explosive diarrhea while attempting to sit. Also known as a photo finish. The best masterpieces are created after 12 beers and greasy mexican food.

My god! Someone created a poocasso in the men's bathroom!

by Johnny Slipshot May 13, 2005

Poocas

Usually, a pet name given to a boy called Lucas, mostly by Lucas's older siblings.

Poo (shit) + Lucas = Poocas

Other variations include Mucus and Pukecas

Older sibling: hi Lucas - or should I say poocas?
Lucas: stfu before I snitch on u

by Danger Duck January 6, 2021

Poocanoe

(also party pooper)

1. noun One who sucks the fun out of life
2. noun An event which puts a damper on one's day
3. verb - poocanooing - The act of destroying another's fun

(alt. form) panoo

1. You tore the button off my favorite sweater, you poocanoe!
2. Quit poocanooing my day cuz your life sucks!

by MikLin November 7, 2010

Poocast

A prediction or report on the state of one's bowel movements. Can be detailed or more general.

Latest Poocast :Poo number 4 today maximum effort for minimum return. a rabbit could put it to shame.

That was a hot curry, i'll be shitting red hot coals tomorrow.

by Fernando Torres is a true Red August 12, 2009

poocano

(n) massive fecal residual
(adverb) eruptive behaviour related to the act of defecation
(v) to shit

damn, that dude just poocanoed his drawls.

by eitstripe June 11, 2003

poocastinate

When one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.

A: This assignment sucks. I've been procastinating...cleaning my room...watching mid afternoon TV...taking the dog for the walk. I better get into this work then.

B: Maybe its time to poocastinate.

A: Hhhhhrr. Yep. That'll work.

by gottadosomework November 1, 2010

poocano

A conical mound of poo resembling the shape of a volcano. Commonly found in concert/festival portaloos and broken toilets of parties.

"i'd rather sh*t my pants than go near that poocano "

by d.widget August 3, 2007