Chris Pontius

Probably the coolest person on Jackass and isn't afraid to light his penis on fire or show it off to the world. Pontius is always doing hilarious stunts and he lives in his truck in Tampa Bay. He can be seen looking over the ocean with his guitar and wearing a thong. He doesn't think it's wrong to be strong.

Chris Pontius: "Is it wrong to be strong?"
Girl One: "He's soooo cute! Look at that butt!"
Girl Two: "Look at that butt!"
Girl Three: "Look at that thong!"

by the dirty dancer October 25, 2011

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pentious

Sir pentious- A bean.

"yo there's no way that sir pentious ain't a bean he's precious"
"bro you're right he is-"

by Dreamy Duck December 13, 2019

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Pontius Pilates

A sadistically unpleasant pilates instructor.

He had been warned by friends that she was difficult and demanding in her sessions, but he was unprepared for this Pontius Pilates instructor who tortured and abused him on the body reformer as if it were a crucifix and he a convicted infidel.

by PBCHLS92 April 30, 2012

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potvious

To be Obvious about using marijuana, or

promote marijuana, with your clothing tattoos etc..

Paul always makes it "potvious" when he wears hes legalize marijuana shirts.

Dont wear that shirt to court its going to be too "potvious"

Man, that guy is just too "potvious" with hes pot leaf tattoo.

by paulskorn August 25, 2011

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