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THE most effective torque monsters ever produced, a brand that at one point in time dominated both NASCAR and the NHRA. Manufacturers of some of the sexiest cars ever created and crushed by general motors executive management and the federal government's non driving car czars. Only if there were more men like John Delorean, Jim Wangers, and Pete Estes who decided it was easier to ask forgiveness than permission and snuck the GTO out the back door.
Man 1 "What does the front of a Pontiac look like?"
Man 2 "I don't know I've only ever seen the tail lights."

Moron "Hey you know what Pontiac stands for?"
Intelligent Person "Please only nice tits in and around car."
P=Poor
O=Old
N=Nigger
T=Thinks
I=Its
A=A
C=Cadilac

Poor old nigger thinks its a cadilac.
The Poor old man thought the pontiac was a Cadilac.
PONTIAC by HELLS AS5ASSIN6 March 4, 2009
'Poor ol guinea wishes he could afford a car'
Hey, look at that kids..The guy who couldnt even afford a 1974 used gremlin was found on urban dictionary putting down pontiacs, even though he could never afford to buy or drive one. HA

No wonder youre out of work and have no money, you must spend all your free time on urban dictionary hating.
pontiac by rca3 September 24, 2006
p- poor
o- old
n- nigger
t- thinks
i- it's
a - a
c- caddilac
man that nigga thinks that crappy pontiac is a nice caddy
pontiac by ginsy May 5, 2008
Acronym for:
Poor
Old
Nigga
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac
A Pontiac is a crappy car, only deigned to look good with one purpose in mind, to be slow as hell and shitty in performance.
Pontiac by RiCHBOi April 3, 2008
shitty car
hooptie:

Poor
Old
Nigger
Thinks
It's
A
Cadillac
Hah, look at that stupid fuck in his pontiac.
Only a low class nigger would show up in that pontiac.
Push that pontiac, dumbfuck.
pontiac by kid hitla March 14, 2009