penismonger

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

by Lisa March 13, 2003

penismanship

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.

"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."

by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

penismccuntfuck

one who purchases something and does not share said object with those around

YO susan dont be a penismccuntfuck, gimmy some cheesybread.

by jim bo jangles March 1, 2007

Ronis Ponis

Resident of the beavers dam
Gobbler of the fish
Duelist of the bears

Damn, that beaver is really quite the ronis ponis

by Ducksinoir June 22, 2022

pwnism

1. The way of pwning
2. To pwn someone in a 1337 way

Usually done with one's penor, but often times with a well-made Flash animation.

This religion was brought to us by our lord and savoir, Piconjo in the year 2004.

It requires the utmost perserverence in morality and a supreme sense of spirituality. In addition to that, you have to sux teh Piconjo's pen0r ROFLMAO LOLOLOLOL OMG LOL@j00

"Those who know pwnism will not say, those who do not know will say."
-Piconjo's 1337 Proverbs

liek lol I study teh pwnism and now my p3n0r is 1337!!!!!!111!1!1!

by Piconjo December 4, 2004

penismorphious

The art of being able to change from one sex to the other for the sake of a position at work..Ask Lis.

She was going through the process know as penismorphious so she could advance at work!

by Peter September 21, 2005

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022