brown finger poncho

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

by master battes October 15, 2007

Poncho Goblin

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)

This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.

by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Brown Poncho

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

by suddensaxon September 10, 2013

Poncey

The way in which a 'ponce' may act. The actions of a pompous tosser who thinks their value is higher than it is actually worth. The actions of one who thinks they are either overly stylish, cool or smart etc, when usually their IQ is akin to a fruit and they seem like a stunt double for one of the 'idiots' on the programme 'Nathan Barley'. Usually anyone with half a brain tends to laugh at these types, but unfortunately for society, this type of action is actually accepted amongst the 'Celeb' and 'Music' industry with open arms and is also worshipped. Oh well.

Fucken' 'ell, I'm sick of that David Beckham and his poncey ways and his girly clothes.

by we_are_equal_in_the_eyes_of_JANDEK July 5, 2005

Dirty Poncho

The act of "pooping" in a bandanna and slapping someone in the face with it.

"Dude you should have been there i gave a dirty poncho last night!"

by Roidz December 8, 2006

Poncholita

a young, (usually) Hispanic girl sporting a poncho; travels in vast swaths

I just saw 600 poncholitas get off the bus in the rain.

by TenFeetTaller July 19, 2017

poncord

The cord of a tampon.

man I stuck my fingers down her pants last night and I felt her poncord!" "lucky I stopped there.

by ashmania November 14, 2011