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polka dot ding dong 

1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.
John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.

Polka-dot tiddies 

Polka-dot tiddies is a act in which you give a female hickeys on her tiddies. Therefore making them look like they have polka-dots.
Homie: bro I totally gave her Polka-dot tiddies
Fam: nice

polka dot 

A white girl who surrounds herself by black men.
Where is Steph?
Oh, she's the polka dot in the crowd of black men.
polka dot by pokadot November 10, 2007

Polka-Dot Man 

Cool guy in The Suicide Squad movie and his powers are shooting magma polka dots out of his hands and its so fucking cool.
"IM A SUPERHERO! IM A MOTHERFUCKING SUPER-" -Polka-Dot Man
Polka-Dot Man by ZooPooZooPoo September 30, 2021

Polka-Spot 

This is the defintion of something that you would call a polka dot but it's when its not a tiny dot its more like a large spot. Anything the same size or bigger then a Skittle is a Polka-Spot.
WOW. Look at that Dress. Its Polka-Spots are the size of grapes!!
Polka-Spot by LNBeaners April 15, 2009

Polka Nipples 

A series of many smaller nipples surrounding a large nipple within the areola. Polka nipples are typically found on large breasted women and may sometimes generate hair. They are the most appalling of all nipple genres.
Dannng, that bitches polka nipples are so lumpy.
Polka Nipples by astroho419 February 19, 2010