To describe something that no matter how much effort you put in to clean it... It will always be sh*t.
Boss: Deep clean the bleachers with soap and water.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
Worker: Man, that's like 'polishing a turd'- regardless how clean we get them.. They will always get dirty.
Polish a turd- Alter something that can never be forgotten.
by GordoTheGreek April 22, 2016
No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.
Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'
by AnaleTaart August 12, 2011
Someone who thinks there all that and still nothing but a Pig Turd, hence the word Polished Pig Turd.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.
Snotty stuckup.
Snotty, being better then others.
Highbrow, above all.
Polished, cover up, blowing smoke.
Someone who is no better then someone else, but thinks they are: Polished Pig Turd. Snotty, Snobby, Highbrow
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.
(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)
People in the Valley and Galeton area no who you are.
(People) (Polished) (Pig) (Turd) (better)
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