up the pole

Pregnant, usually unplanned, Irish slang, as in "knocked up"

From the great Irish film, THE SNAPPER:
"She's gone and got herself up the pole"

by Petra777 January 13, 2008

Up the pole

To pull out the blicky/gun(to arm yourself with your firearm)

Imma be getting head and still ‘up the pole’.

by Isaac_Hunt00 October 24, 2020

up the pole

phr. 1 (late 19C+) insane. 2 1920s +) pregnant (cf. UP THE SPOUT).

- Is she up the pole ?
- Better ask Seymour that. (James Joyce:Ulysses,PICADOR,1998, p.23)

by Petyush March 27, 2005

pissing up a pole

a complete waste of time and effort that backfires anyway.
like spitting into the wind, but worse.

see also piss up a rope

If you've been nominated for the same award 4 times and never won, to nominate yourself _again_ is like pissing up a pole.

by Quitcher April 3, 2008

Game's up the pole

1. Used when something is ruined.

2. Used when a conversation is stopped due to a bad joke.

1. 'Fuck, the stupid Mac froze.'
'Pffft, games up the pole.'

2. 'Communism!'
'Games up the pole, homes.'

by Jonny Campbell June 11, 2004

upped the pole

To pull a gun on someone

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em

by Look at adan maan April 24, 2020

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 17, 2022