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For all of those who don't know anything about Poland here is something i learned about it myself:

Counrty located in excact center of geographical Europe. Borders in the west with Germany, Czech Rep. and Slovakia in the South, Ukraine , Beleruss and Latvia on the East.
Polish people, according to the studies, are the most intellingent population in Europe thanks to their great, yet strickt, educational system.
Though the government and economic situation are not in the best shape, Poland made lots of significant changes in their 14 years of transision time. Great country to make investmentsdue to their friendly foreign trade and investment policies.

Poland have in majority friendly citizens, crime is significant low compared to other countries, yet POLAND is number one counry in Europe with the biggest auto theft.

Poland is about to join the European Union in MAy 2004 hoping for new bussines oppurtunities.
Poland is part of NATO, since 1999.
Poles have one of the best Navy in Europe, precised air force, but non uptaded army. Home of the best special forces in Europe called GROM.

I visit this county three times already , and myself being born in Switzerland i have to say that i give them props for building their country the way they are, eversince they changed their government to democratic.


And yes, those Polish girls are hot!!
Poland is the a brave counrty with very long history.
by Martin Gonczarstein November 09, 2003
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is literally the first place you can think of invading,
Himler: hey hitler?
Hitler: yes?
Himler: we raich but there are too many nations to invade, which one do we start from?
Hitler: obviously poland, BLITZKRIEG!
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An Eastern European country whose inhabitants, contrary to popular opinon, are NOT DUMB. Polish citizens, in fact, have won Nobel Peace Prizes in every category, and Polish scientists, philosophers, explorers, and mathematicians have made numerous beneficial contributions to their respective fields (ultraviolet light; the set theory; semantic language theory). Marie Curie (née Sklodowska), the esteemed chemist, was a Pole. Poland also, naturally, has the most attractive women.
Poland used to possess the most powerful army in Europe.
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Poland is a great country. And for those people think it takes three of them screw in a light bulb, well... you're wrong. Poland has provided many intelligent people to the world.
Although i was born in America, i have 100% Polish blood, and I'm proud of it.

-And the girls really are hot-
by Kielbasa April 19, 2004
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An imaginary country which doesn't exist
Person 1: Poland isn't a real country
Person2: It's true, Poland doesn't exist
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The punching bag of europe, place causing flag dyslexia and cannot into space
Person 1:-Which country can't into space?
Person 2:- Poland.
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When somebody wants to say "welcome to Poland" they say "Welcome to the gulag"
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