Get the Pokharkar mug.Someone addicted to Texas Hold'em Poker. This person will drive long distances for a good poker game and will keep a spreadsheet of their overall wins and losses. This person will also watch the World Series of Poker on ESPN - even watching re-runs when they already know what is going to happen. They probably also have the special Tommy Bahama shirt with the playing cards on the back of it. They will send text messages to their other pokaholic friends such as "I'm all in !", "I call", "I raise", "I took you out last night", "I'm taking you out tonight", and "Loser!!!". They have their own special token they use to place on top of their chips during poker play and have a special set of sunglasses to wear while playing poker.
Dude 1: Hey, let's get JP to go out to eat with us!
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
Dude 2: No way man, it's Tuesday night, that pokaholic has a standing game every Tuesday.
by oibeachnc December 15, 2008
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when you try to say poke fun and make a joke
but your mind is slow and you say poke a joke
then you meld it into pokajoke
but your mind is slow and you say poke a joke
then you meld it into pokajoke
"hey did you see joe?"
"no, who's joe? and don't say joe mama"
"pokaJOEke"
"ahHAHAHAHAhhahahahHAHAHA please marry me pokajoke god"
"no, who's joe? and don't say joe mama"
"pokaJOEke"
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by placenta lasagna April 3, 2020
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WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈
WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
in pokianism we believe that humans should have the right to be pokied.Our sexuality is pokisexual because she is so hot and she’s daddy long neck so we will have nba kids.Lebron James watch out🏳️ 🌈
-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me
-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
by gay_self August 10, 2022
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a waxy substance used to make the hair look wet and shiny French pommade, from Italian pomata, from pomo, apple, from Late Latin pmum;
a waxy substance used to make the hair look wet and shiny French pommade, from Italian pomata, from pomo, apple, from Late Latin pmum;
by Psynox January 11, 2010
Get the pomade mug.Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.
Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.
Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.
Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.
by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011
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Yo man, that oven pizza gave me the pom.
Yo man, that oven pizza gave me the pom.
by Moon420 September 1, 2004
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