Pistonheads

Right wing club for angry old white men.

I hear climate change is all made up?
What?
Yes I heard it from turbobloke on pistonheads.

by dokic November 7, 2019

Pistonheads

Once a great online community now taken over by brexit loving racists and gammons.

Hey! I haven’t seen you on pistonheads recently.

I know it’s just horrible old twats on there nowadays.

by dokic December 13, 2022

Scissor Piston

Similar to female on female scissoring, a Scissor Piston is the sexual act of two MALES scissoring. During the sexual act, each male interlocks taints and has his penis inserted into the other’s rectum while making a pumping piston action.

I walked in on a couple dudes doing a little Scissor Piston in the bathroom at the rave Friday night. They were squeezing each other’s nut sacks like turkey basters as they pumped away!

by Panama Pucker April 9, 2022

Pistachino

Noun: A pistachio that has not split open and therefore cannot be opened and eaten like a regular pistachio.

plural:Pistachinos

Usage:
In my last handful of pistachios I got 3 pistachinos.

by Champel January 16, 2011

pistol toting

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.

“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”

by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )

A non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; Symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and ALWAYS much shorter than other finger nails. The only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, shelled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.

Bitch be needing a mani...PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome ) in full effect...

by CUNDSNO December 15, 2012

pistachio

To refer to a member of the opposite sex in conversation when such discussion may be considered overly discriminatory or sexist when being overheard. Can refer to the USDA system of grading for pistachio nuts and shells (i.e. U.S. Fancy, U.S. Extra No. 1, U.S. No. 1, and U.S. Select).

"Check out the pistachio by the doorway. Extra No. 1 grade."
"Agreed."

by shabazzier January 5, 2017