Poised Coit

Describes any position that accentuates the derriere, buttocks, backside, hindquarters, etc.
"Descending the hill, he rose out saddle to reveal a perfectly poised coit", or " Touching your toes not only increases flexibility, but also enhances the poised coit."
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Go secretly to Marienplatz and have fun with your loved one in different ways, so that you end up feeling happy and full of spirit.
"How was your weekend?" "Oh great, I did some Marienplatz sneak in - poise out, which helped me through the day"
by Sneakerandpoiser February 6, 2018
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pot poise

Knocking pots for the purpose of silencing dogs.
Boy: My three dogs bark at the doorbell until I show them how clanging pots together is effective in their being silent. It's my mother's only way to handle their barking.

Girl: that's a good way to show them pot poise.
by dogsdaily November 11, 2014
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Lukosious poise

Looking over your glasses with a fear of farting
The majestrate looked over the bar at the defendant with a lukosious poise fearing that if he farted he may follow through
by Dr Sqiggle July 5, 2025
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pick your poise

A play on words deriving from “pick your poisonin the game elden ring. it means you either pick having good fashion or a good armor set.
Bro 1: I just got this new armor set but it’s stats are worse than the one i’m wearing

John Elden Ring: “Pick your poise lil bro
by jonathan elden ring 3rd February 28, 2024
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Poise

A brand for a female pad. Also used to describe the female bottoms part
Heyyyyy we want some poise
by Mokumu July 20, 2020
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Poised

having a composed and self-assured manner.
"not every day you saw that poised, competent kid distressed"
synonymes : self-possessed, self-assured, composed, assured, self-controlled, cool-headed, calm, cool, cool, calm, and collected, at ease, tranquil, serene, unperturbed, unruffled, impassive, nonchalant, confident, self-confident, dignified, equable, imperturbable, suave, urbane, elegant; Plus
having a graceful and elegant bearing.
"she had learnt from the girls at the salon how to appear perfectly poised"
"she had learnt from the girls at the salon how to appear perfectly poised
by Yasminedaly290 September 20, 2018
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